How many frogs do you have to kiss before you get the prince?
Apparently a lot.
#1 The Narcissist Baby Daddy
He’s shopping for yet another step mom for his 4+kids while also completely entertaining and lying to his baby momma. The baby momma in question may or may not be currently pregnant. Watch out for his life tips and advice because although he won’t admit it (maybe can’t even see it), he definitely doesn’t have it all together. Obviously. #blockhimsis. And definitely don’t move in with him. And for the love of god, don’t become baby mamma #3
Apparently a lot.
#1 The Narcissist Baby Daddy
He’s shopping for yet another step mom for his 4+kids while also completely entertaining and lying to his baby momma. The baby momma in question may or may not be currently pregnant. Watch out for his life tips and advice because although he won’t admit it (maybe can’t even see it), he definitely doesn’t have it all together. Obviously. #blockhimsis. And definitely don’t move in with him. And for the love of god, don’t become baby mamma #3
#2 Beige Bae
He’s light skin, fine and he knows it. If he wasn’t busy entertaining half of the city then maybe we could’ve had a shot! Cool to watch football with and the occasional drunk hook up. But ultimately, #friendzonehimsis do not catch feelings!
#3 Maverick aka Military Bae
Currently serving in one of the branches of the armed forces. Most likely a young divorced father, as is custom for those types. He likes you and gases you up but ultimately wants to be single to recover from the full life he’s lived between enlisting, becoming a father and his divorce two years later. The promise of free housing and benefits isn’t worth the headache girl. You don’t want to be the second ex wife before 30 #prayforthattroop #thankyouforyourservice
#4 SWC (shoulda-woulda-coulda)
If circumstances were different you’d be together but alas they are not. This relationship is real one day, and a fantasy the next but you’ll always look back fondly. It’ll be a sad day when this one if permanently off the market and those late night texts stop coming in. But until then, he’s #dreamboo
#5 G is for Ghost
Grossly unavailable, always traveling and then as quickly as he came (haha) he’s gone. Waste of time don’t wait up for this one. He’s always on the go anyway so let his ass go! #blockhim
#6 The Posh Pauper
Sells you a dream of what your life will be together and convinces you that you’re playing a roll in the planning. But actually you’re at the mery of his frivolous whims. He just wants you to be his beck and call girl! Go watch Pretty Woman if you’re confused! His musings on where your relationship will go always sounds lovely, like Willy Wonka’s world of dreams, but it’s actually Auschwitz with chocolate. #moveongirl it was all fake news.
#7 The Real Deal?
The one that makes you realize how jaded you are. You never expect him to be more than numbers 1-6 but he actually shows you something different. The rest, well, I guess we’ll just have to see. I’ll let you know in three months 😘 #keepanopenmindqueen
This post was guest written by an anonymous writer for those single and mingle gals out there. All fun and games! Hope you enjoyed!
